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#32 – Power Rangers (2017) – Bryan Cranston’s Beautiful Blue Body

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Tensions run high as viewing of the feature-length Krispy Kreme commercial Power Rangers (2017) launches Ben and Molly into a bitter debate regarding Bryan Cranston’s naked body. Ben pitches his idea for a Friends/Power Rangers crossover event. Molly plans for a lengthy purgatory sentence.

#29 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) – Also Pringles

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Ben and Molly return once more to the familiar sewers of New York, where Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze (1991) locks them in a horny, reptilian embrace. Ben finds his new calling as a chemtrail truther. Molly learns more about turtle sex than she ever wanted to know.

#27 – Monster High: New Ghoul at School (2010) / Monster High: Fright On! (2011) – A Downed Power Line

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In this spooktacular Halloween double feature, Ben and Molly watch Monster High: New Ghoul at School (2010) and Monster High: Fright On! (2011) expecting some good-natured scares, and are instead confronted with something truly terrifying. Ben devises a foolproof plan to raise his departed loved ones from the dead. Molly has an emotional encounter with a surprise celebrity guest star.

#24 – Dr. Who and the Daleks (1965) – Doctor Reginald VelJohnson Who

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Ben takes Molly on a whirlwind tour of his favorite sci-fi property by subjecting her to Dr. Who and the Daleks (1965), a film which does a questionable job of capitalizing on the Dalekmania of the 1960s. Ben subsequently regrets every choice he has ever made. Molly pulls a switcheroo on Ben by introducing him to her own favorite time travel media franchise.