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In this special musical episode, Ben and Molly watch the comparatively chaste Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper (2004), and against all odds still manage to kink it up. Ben integrates some hair-related trauma. Molly attempts to set Ben up with his soulmate.
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Ben takes Molly on a whirlwind tour of his favorite sci-fi property by subjecting her to Dr. Who and the Daleks (1965), a film which does a questionable job of capitalizing on the Dalekmania of the 1960s. Ben subsequently regrets every choice he has ever made. Molly pulls a switcheroo on Ben by introducing him to her own favorite time travel media franchise.
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Ben and Molly stew in disappointment after failing to be titillated by Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001). Ben discovers an ugly truth that threatens to derail his comedy career. Molly fondly recalls her own conception.
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Ben and Molly put their ignorance of the beloved ’80s property on full display as they traverse the unexpected kink minefield that is Jem and the Holograms (2015). Ben presents a textbook case of Stockholm Syndrome. Molly struggles to understand how towels work.
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Ben and Molly can barely handle the sheer volume of awakenings brought on by the questionably toyetic yet unquestionably sexy Batman & Robin (1997). Ben hosts a star-studded potluck dinner. Molly discovers her new style icon.
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Is there trouble in paradise? Ben and Molly clumsily grope for common ground after a viewing of Barbie of Swan Lake (2003) leaves them at odds. Ben reaches his kink breaking point. Molly strives to be her Best Self.
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Ben and Molly weep, wail, and gnash their teeth through the massive mistake of a film that is Battleship (2012). Ben bemoans a dearth of on-screen breasts. Molly is forced to confront all of her deepest and most primal fears.
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Things take a dark turn after a viewing of Furby Island (2005) brings Ben and Molly face to face with their own mortality. Ben grievously insults the entire Australian continent. Molly’s worldview is shaken to its core.
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Molly’s wife Timber fills in for a truant Ben to participate in a marriage-testing viewing of the benign but bland Pokémon: The Movie 2000 (1999). Molly recalls a harrowing lube experience. Timber thinks that Pokémon should be able to vote.
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Ben and Molly fail their wisdom saving throws against Dungeons & Dragons (2000) and are confused for the duration. Ben makes yet another unsuccessful attempt to sell Molly on Doctor Who. Molly embarks on an epic quest to find a piece of extremely obscure slashfic.