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#29 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991) – Also Pringles

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Ben and Molly return once more to the familiar sewers of New York, where Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze (1991) locks them in a horny, reptilian embrace. Ben finds his new calling as a chemtrail truther. Molly learns more about turtle sex than she ever wanted to know.

#27 – Monster High: New Ghoul at School (2010) / Monster High: Fright On! (2011) – A Downed Power Line

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In this spooktacular Halloween double feature, Ben and Molly watch Monster High: New Ghoul at School (2010) and Monster High: Fright On! (2011) expecting some good-natured scares, and are instead confronted with something truly terrifying. Ben devises a foolproof plan to raise his departed loved ones from the dead. Molly has an emotional encounter with a surprise celebrity guest star.

#25 – Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper (2004) – Just Gals Being Pals

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In this special musical episode, Ben and Molly watch the comparatively chaste Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper (2004), and against all odds still manage to kink it up. Ben integrates some hair-related trauma. Molly attempts to set Ben up with his soulmate.

#24 – Dr. Who and the Daleks (1965) – Doctor Reginald VelJohnson Who

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Ben takes Molly on a whirlwind tour of his favorite sci-fi property by subjecting her to Dr. Who and the Daleks (1965), a film which does a questionable job of capitalizing on the Dalekmania of the 1960s. Ben subsequently regrets every choice he has ever made. Molly pulls a switcheroo on Ben by introducing him to her own favorite time travel media franchise.

#22 – Jem and the Holograms (2015) – I Just Saw a Robot Jizz Out My Father

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Ben and Molly put their ignorance of the beloved ’80s property on full display as they traverse the unexpected kink minefield that is Jem and the Holograms (2015). Ben presents a textbook case of Stockholm Syndrome. Molly struggles to understand how towels work.