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#50 – Barbie: Star Light Adventure (2016) – King Broccoli

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In their farewell episode, Ben and Molly adopt a scorched earth policy by mentally and emotionally self-immolating with the aid of Barbie: Star Light Adventure (2016). Ben finally comes into his latent supernatural powers. Molly struggles to get with the times.

#40 – Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus (2005) – A Measure of Bees

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Ben and Molly don their 3-D glasses and step into the low-poly world of the extremely cursed Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus (2005). Ben struggles with an embarrassing plosive problem. Molly finally has an excuse to trot out her encyclopedic figure skating knowledge.

#25 – Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper (2004) – Just Gals Being Pals

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In this special musical episode, Ben and Molly watch the comparatively chaste Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper (2004), and against all odds still manage to kink it up. Ben integrates some hair-related trauma. Molly attempts to set Ben up with his soulmate.

#15 – Barbie as Rapunzel (2002) – God Bless Robert McKee

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Like an angel of mercy, Robert McKee swoops down to bless Ben and Molly with the surprisingly enjoyable Barbie as Rapunzel (2002). Ben betrays a suspicious amount of familiarity with Sonic mpreg fanfiction. Molly finally gets to use her one semester of college German.

#10 – Barbie in the Nutcracker (2001) – Mocap, Mo’ Problems

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Ben and Molly perform a dark ritual to sacrifice 78 minutes of their finite mortal lives to the shifting, shapeless spectre of a film that is Barbie in the Nutcracker (2001). Ben astral projects for the first time. Molly endures a traumatic flashback to her Nutcracker performance days.

#05 – Barbie and the Rockers: Out of This World / Barbie and the Sensations: Rockin’ Back to Earth (1987) – The Sensations Are Cramps

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Ben and Molly Lamaze breathe through all 45 minutes of Barbie and the Rockers and Barbie and the Sensations: Rockin’ Back to Earth (1987) – for science! Ben devises the perfect murder for Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Molly struggles to cope with two intimate betrayals.