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#40 – Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus (2005) – A Measure of Bees

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Ben and Molly don their 3-D glasses and step into the low-poly world of the extremely cursed Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus (2005). Ben struggles with an embarrassing plosive problem. Molly finally has an excuse to trot out her encyclopedic figure skating knowledge.

#25 – Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper (2004) – Just Gals Being Pals

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In this special musical episode, Ben and Molly watch the comparatively chaste Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper (2004), and against all odds still manage to kink it up. Ben integrates some hair-related trauma. Molly attempts to set Ben up with his soulmate.

#15 – Barbie as Rapunzel (2002) – God Bless Robert McKee

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Like an angel of mercy, Robert McKee swoops down to bless Ben and Molly with the surprisingly enjoyable Barbie as Rapunzel (2002). Ben betrays a suspicious amount of familiarity with Sonic mpreg fanfiction. Molly finally gets to use her one semester of college German.

#10 – Barbie in the Nutcracker (2001) – Mocap, Mo’ Problems

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Ben and Molly perform a dark ritual to sacrifice 78 minutes of their finite mortal lives to the shifting, shapeless spectre of a film that is Barbie in the Nutcracker (2001). Ben astral projects for the first time. Molly endures a traumatic flashback to her Nutcracker performance days.