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COMPETITION TIME! Win a signed Barbie doll, or possibly a Trolls toy!

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If you’ve listened to this week’s episode of the show, you’ll already know that we’re celebrating our one-year anniversary with a competition! If you want to win one of the prizes we picked out in this video, here’s what you have to do:

  • Go onto the iTunes / Apple Podcasts entry for The Life Toyetic with Ben and Molly and leave a review.
  • Once you’ve received confirmation that your review has been posted, email a screenshot of the review to show@thelifetoyetic.com. (DON’T send a screenshot of the review form itself – we need confirmation that the review has been approved and posted to iTunes first!)
  • We will read every review of the podcast sent to us up until February 22nd. The best reviews will receive one of the prizes picked out in the video. We’ll even sign the boxes for the Barbies, too!

This competition is open to everybody, whether they’re a Patron or not. It’s also open to everybody internationally – if you live outside the US and you win, we’ll figure out how to get your prize to you.

Thanks for listening, and good luck!

A Schedule Change

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We’re temporarily shifting the podcast to a biweekly/fortnightly schedule for the time being. This is so we can accommodate other projects and commitments we have. We don’t plan for the change to be permanent, and as soon as we can get back to weekly episodes we’ll be doing that. THe next episode will be going up on January 22nd – coincidentally, our one-year anniversary. Thanks for bearing with us!

In the meantime, if you absolutely need to hear Ben’s voice in a podcast this week, The Game of Rassilon launches on Wednesday, January 16th! An actual-play podcast featuring funny people playing the Doctor Who Roleplaying Game, the show follows the adventures of a brand-new Doctor and her companions as they embark on unique adventures, one roll at a time. You can find the show at TheGameOfRassilon.com.

#15 – Barbie as Rapunzel (2002) – God Bless Robert McKee

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Like an angel of mercy, Robert McKee swoops down to bless Ben and Molly with the surprisingly enjoyable Barbie as Rapunzel (2002). Ben betrays a suspicious amount of familiarity with Sonic mpreg fanfiction. Molly finally gets to use her one semester of college German.

#14 – The Angry Birds Movie (2016) – Unlimited Access To My Mouth

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In this 420 friendly episode, Ben and Molly load into a comically oversized slingshot and launch themselves at The Angry Birds Movie (2016). Ben bravely soldiers on in the face of traumatic Emoji Movie flashbacks. Molly enters into an intimate contract with Sandra Bullock.

#13 – Candy Land: The Great Lollipop Adventure (2005) – Kink Andy

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Ben and Molly come down with the psychological equivalent of a stomachache after consuming Candy Land: The Great Lollipop Adventure (2005). Ben composes a lengthy dissertation on his personal candy bar preferences. Molly performs an impromptu musical number.

#12 – Transformers (2007) – Samwise Gangee Has Got The AllSpark

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Michael Bay is singlehandedly responsible for ruining this episode, in which Ben and Molly lose 143 minutes of their lives to the cinematic monstrosity Transformers (2007). Ben invents an effective but questionably humane form of euthanasia. Molly’s inability to distinguish white men serendipitously leads to an inspired recasting of a beloved ’80s property.